The art of buying a gift. Not because of its value but how practical is it. Never seen mom liked a gift so much before. Happy mother’s day. Love you mom.

 

This sucks, not college though. College is awesome, workload is manageable just yet and my mates are really awesome.

I will not say in details but I feel really horrible and disgusted by you, someone who had earned my respect over the years. Because of your stupidity you’ve lost it all.

I’ve typed what happened from my point of view twice but I end up holding on to backspace, like how I’m trying to erase it off my mind. I know to most of you guys out there reading would probably be wondering what the fuck is this idiot talking bout. She’s talking bout something in public that no one cares about.

That is not my point, I just need to let it all out. I think I’m the only one who knows about it or maybe everyone else do know it too but are keeping their fucking mouth shut to keep the family together.

Last chance.

I am embarrassed. I am disgraced. I am disappointed.

 

Shooting..

Cetus Oei~!

Sup people I’m back from my depression I had during the first few days of school.

First day of school was the coolest day that could ever happened to me. o.< wink wink.

Second day of school sucked.

So was the third…

BUT not the fourth, because we were assigned to our real classes according to subject combination [H2:Math Physics Chem H1: Economics] and my class is awesome. I dont even need to elaborate on that. I’m sure we will have a great time for the next 9 month or so, or even 20 months IF I can get promoted. Which I seriously hope I will. *fingers crossed*

So thats it for orientation… at least for now. Will blog a more detailed entry about it. [Which I probably think I wont but I just thought it’s nice to say]

So… Shooting =]

I’m really glad that I joined shooting as a CCA when I was in secondary school. The sport had and have open a lot of doors for me, although I didnt accept all of them. But it surprised me how much it can offer you, when you are good at a particular sport.

I first joined shooting because all my friends were in there and I was chosen for netball. Didnt want to be a loner, so I opted out for shooting. But in the end, I was the only one who stayed committed to it well the rest happily pon-ed training.

Shooting is a sport you either love or hate. Just like golf, its boring to watch. Sometimes I do complain about how boring it is but deep down in me I know I love the sport. That is one of the cheesiest line I’ve ever typed.

So yup, I’m joining Shooting in SRJC. Shooting may not be their forte but I am going to continue on with what I love.

PS. I’m doing my best to save the Earth okay! Cause Obama said that we must. So I’ve been sleeping without A/C for the past few days. Gonna see how long I can last =]

 

Anti-Piracy Advs

Sup people! I’m back! Not from a holiday because my parents are constantly lying to me. I don’t know why. Mayb  I do. Or do I?

For some of you who have no idea what I’m talking about. I was supposed to be going Dubai during this Dec holidays, because my Dad had to go there for a business trip and he asked if I want to go too since I’m having my holiday. I said yea and how long is the trip. He said as long as I want it to be.

Yea. thats right.. AS LONG AS I WANT IT TO BE =) JEALOUS YEA?!

He also said that we’ll can fly over to Egypt because its only 2 hours away by plane. So I replied Helll yea!

Sounds like an awesome trip/vacation right?

BUT NO! Talk is cheap! One morning I woke up thinking that my Dad is at work. At night, my Mom asked me to sleep with her in the master bedroom, because my Dad is overseas….. In Dubai. =]

Say YAY for me because I’m stuck in this shit hole 1 degree North of the Equator =] I’m so happy, thanks Dad.

I’m suppose to talk about anti-piracy advs today as seen for my title.

So, I’ve been seeing these movies lately. There are these little shorts, like fat man marching up and down on the spot. But there are also little shorts they make telling you not to download movies because only bad people does it. Yea, I totally understand you need to make anti-piracy shorts but its is sooo ineffective. You guys made downloading look so simple. I love it.

It’s like screw it torrents! All you need to do is go to a website, choose the movie you want, click download, and a green progress bar will show. It’s so easy, I love this website xD

Its like in hacking movie like Die Hard 4 or smt like that. Where chicks are experts in hacking… smt like that:

Numbers and codes starts flooding the screen, Maggie Q starts typing at an insanely fast speed without even looking at the keyboard..

” HACKING IN TO SYSTEM
ACTIVATE_”

A huge green progress bars shows up.. hits 100%, and the whole city blows up! YAY!

lols! I love how easy it is. It feels like I can do the hacking too. But hell no, I suck at computers. The way I solve computer problems. ” It’s not working, it’s not working, it’s not working” Press the power button and run out of the room. I know it’s really bad xD

Alright. I’ll continue watching my LOST series. Nope not torrent. But a software called PPStream.

OK smt just happened to this page, and I have no idea why. I’ll take a  print screen.

Why is it greyy?!…. and it still is…

Ah, just finish this post and continue with LOST =] Adios

 

Sup yo..

So tired. Hai yo~!

Here’s a lil smt.

I must declare that is not me.

But I got pretty excited when I show the name! Like what the hell, I thought I’m the only lijing in the world. Apart from the deity guy holding a tower thingy on his arm thing with a son that breathes fire like Sandy.

I had an awesome day. Did you?

 

NC 16!! Yesh!! Happy birthday to me! Happy Birthday to Ben! And… Bye Kar Pak =]

Promised I’d blog..

I deleted an entry that took me and hour to write.  Hai~

Wanted to post pictures of prom, birthday, primary 6 gathering, and sentosa. But it all seem so pointless waiting, when I’ve alr posted half the amount of photo on face book alr. So yea, if you will. Just go to my facebook and browse through the photos =]

Ok, first of all. Congrats to the new couple: Mr and Mrs Lim. It was awkward at first but everything turned out really blissful AND blisterful =] Not bad not bad.

Lesson learnt then: Theres a big price to pay in order to look tall. ^^

Just look at the pic I took beside mel. Its like Joyce standing with Desmond. JOKE!!

Here goes…

Stupid Questions #2

Part 1 is in my old blogger. You can check it out in the archive one by one cause even I forgot when I posted it.

Before I start this has got to be one post I took 10,000 years to think about. Its 2 am in the morning. I started blogging at 10 I think. Wow. Shit son, I cant even spell properly now.

OK here goes..

I actually got this idea during the tea reception after the ceremony when everyone was talking bout stupid questions.

Eg.

Q:Eh, Why is your name Ris Low?
A: (smiles smiles smiles) [knnccb, what kind of stupid question is that?]

You know something like that when people dont think before they speak. Its like saying I want Curry puff but dont want curry. Any idea just how irritating to even hear the words let alone answer them? I get pissed everytime, until I’m kinda immune to it alr. Because thats what my Dad does every single time.

Me:(using the laptop with lights on, typing. Time: 10pm)
Dad: (walks in my room) ” Eh are you sleeping?”
Me: (Ignores) [Dont wanna go through this again dude] (Continue typing)
Dad: “Eh you sleep alr not”
Me: (Ignores)
Dad: “Hoi! Sleeping arh!?”
Me: ” Yea, I’m still sleeping. I’m not awake. Stop talking to me, I cant hear you”

Note: (action) [thought] “speech”

Like a blonde going into a salon to dye her hair blonde.

Now you know how it feels.

PS.
I think, I’m watching too much videos with vulgarities in it. I’m starting to get influenced by them. Youtubers like: Shane Dawson, Natalie Tran aka Community Channel, Smosh. Dang it.

Also… I’ll do a better job next time. I know this post is crap sry.

 

It FEELS too good =] 13/11/2009

EDIT: What the crap.. Forgot to published it – -”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CATHY!!! (technically it was suppose to be 12th nov but since there’s different in time zone… yea)

Omgosh. Friday the 13th 2009 best day I’ve ever had.

#1
Because Olvls FINALLLYYYY ENDED.

#2
We get to see Penises. Oo! No I’m serious man. Real HARDcore MEN(note: plural) Penises. Just that its dead.

So.. This marks the end of my secondary school life I guess. Omgosh you kids out there reading this you have no idea how good it feels. Its even better than orgasm potato salad. Oo! Hah I’m kidding it feels great to have the entire burden of your chest,shoulders,head and feet. Just awesome.

The next time I’m gonna wear the KCPSS uniform will be the day where and when all of us get our results which is next year =] I have 3 months of holidays and most probably not going overseas during nov and dec because air tickets are a rip off at this period. Gonna wait till jan next yr!

In the mean time I’m gonna work. Earn money. Enroll in linguistic courses. Pick up Piano/keyboard. Finish the project we are about to work on. Its gonna be awesome. I promise. Mom’s friend’s friend got a pri 2 kid and asked me to be her tuition teacher. Hah so cute.

So.. Soo SOOO SCIENCE CENTRE TODAY WAS FUN! You’re probably like.. Oh you’re such a geek. Going to the science centre after Olvls. You know what if there’s Disney Land in Singapore. I reckon the Science centre will be the 2nd most interesting place to go, APART from shopping. There’s like a crazy scientist climbing up and down a rope. Pressing some smoke thing to make the smoke thing. We get to see preserved animal bodies in the jar with liquid inside thing.

There was an exhibition. The body thing. Ok I should stop using “thing” because I sound so noob not knowing what its called.

Its called “Body World”

Where they used real human bodies(dead ones) and plastic-fy the body. The term used is “plastination” uh huh! See I pay attention at the exhibition. [Actually I got that from jh, cause I forgot the word – -” fail]. Which explains the penises that we saw. But that is not the main point.

The main point is…..

I DONT WANNA GROW UP I”M AN EVERLAND KID!! Who says it sucks to have late birthdays? Hmmm?! I paid 8bucks lesser than those 16 yr old aunties and uncles! BEAT THAT!

After a long discussion of where to eat. We decided Astons, and told kp to queue[horrible spelling] for us first. But turns out that I got it wrong it’s at Cathay. Fail x2

After standing on the Mrt from Jurong East to Doby Ghaut. Finally crawled our way up to Astons for a good meal. BUT NO! The queue was freaking long, so we settled at Billy Bombers instead after meeting Sophia and KP.I”M telling you the Lamb Shank was awesome. One of the best I’ve ever had. But perhaps its because I only eat at that much variety of restaurants. I will not go to a new restaurant unless a friend or my parents are bringing me there. [ 5 stars for being adventurous].

Went home with blisters on my feet. Think my feet grew bigger. My NUM Havanans are getting tight. Also the BOOMZ series is Shingzed up.

This just happened like 5 mins ago.

Dad: Hey! Its almost 1am not sleeping yet? No tuition tmr arh?

me: I just finished my exams have tuition for what?

Dad: How I know. Mayb you’ve decided to work harder for next yr?

me: I dont even know where I’m going to next yr how to study?!

Dad: Come come you dont know?

Fail x3 combo.
Guess its Friday the 13th after all…

 

Alright I lost..

Ha-Ji-Meh-Mush-Te. While irritating teenage girls are crazing over my country, Korea. Trying to speak Korean. I’m learning a new Jap word everyday.

Speech by Mr Chan was amazing btw.

Alright… I’ve lost. I really overestimated or perhaps underestimated the power of graduation ceremony.

People in my class ARE emotional. Now I have to tell the most undesirable lie ever.

Why? Because people are too emotional….. Nah!

Just Kiddin!! Seriously. Pls dont be mad at me. I’ll go nuts.

To a far extent, do I admit defeat from the bet yesterday with the pig alicia(sry cant use correction tape during olvls). However, the biggest pain in life is not defeat but regret. Ok stop bull shitting.

Factor#1

Alright, no offence to people who cry often. Because I cry often too. I cry at the most ridiculous moments. When I cant sleep at night. It gets so frustrating when you just lie there and stare at the horrendous white ceiling of your room. So I’ve learnt to cry myself to sleep, because crying burns HUGE Shananay amount of calories/fats/energy/etc/. Thus I tend to feel tired and fall asleep after that…

Ok that  made absolutely no sense. FYI I do not cry myself to sleep. Oo…. or do I?

Factor#2

I’m happy. But I’m not going to tell the reason out here. Just because when I told them why….. They called me a homosexual. – -” So not talking bout it. PLUS, its nothing homo seriously dude.

Factor #3

I ABSOLUTELY have nth against Miley Cyrus. PLS people!! Stop annoying me with that. I HAVE NTH AGAINST HER. I just love making fun of her thats all. Ps. I do listen to her song. JUST 1!!!!

Factor#4

There’s no need for number 4 because you only need to explain 3 factors in SS dumbass.

Conclusion.

BEHOLD…

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Dont you just find it irritating when Emails always have that * thing above, I will tend to scroll super fast. Then, when I see the picture zoom past, I will scroll back up and see some disturbing images. Its just so annoying.

Ok nvm here’s the pic:

Oh my gosh. Soooo cute.*Pinch her lard* My eyes are super big here! But my mouth is screwed. hah!

It was a day full of camwhoring. Too bad I didnt bring my camera. Nvm, saving it for prom.

But then everyone will bring their big ass DSLR/SLR there, and pathetic me can only use a digital camera. Nvm, shall bring those that uses film. YAY! Authentic, dont know why but yea.

L6/12 !!!
Actually, I think I would fail the questions because my “factors” are not linked at all. – -” *does that no link sign.

Shit. Look at what 10hrs of ss did to me.

Peace out home dawg!

This is my last post. Goodbye world. Back on 13/11/2009 =]

 

My time as a KCPian..

Tmr.. Marks my last day as a KCPian.

I’ve been a KCPian for 10 years alr. Wow. 10 years, 1 decade, 1/10 of a century.

Hmm.. I’m having a mixed feelings. I cant wait to get out of this crappy shananay school. However on the other hand, I do miss some wonderful memories I had during my time in school.

Oh wells. Its time to move on. Time waits for no one, we cant just turn back the hands of time and find out what went wrong. Cause it just meant to be that way. Its just so hard to say what will happen tmr. People grow up. People change. But what can we do bout it. Nuts. So people, its time to move on.

Alright turning emo. Which was not what its supposed to be. Teehee!

ON A SIDE NOTE!! 18 more days to Olvls!!! Wooo hooo!!! SUPER DUPER ULTRA SHANANAY EXCITED!!! Omgosh omgosh omgosh omgosh. SOOOO EXCITING. Cant wait for that day to come and go. Come faster pls!

Most probably going to Seattle =] So excited 3 rd outta Asia. But then might not be able to go cause of prom. Timing may clash. Soo.. not too sure. But I’m definitely going overseas. Even if I have to pay and go alone.

Things to do after olvls:

Linguistic classes.
Chalets and BBQs.
Song-writing.
Piano lessons.
Jamming
Hopefully a diving course.
Get a job.

Yay!
Peace out home dawgs!

Ps. I have no idea why my title says that when I’m not bloggin anything bout KCP. Mayb after prom, I’ll feel a lil more emotional. Because in the mean time. I’m super excited bout olvls. But then again when study leave starts, which is on friday, gonna wake up every morning and hardcore studying till night. =]

 

AHHAHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHH!!!!!!

Oh My Shananay!!

PIMPLES!! ARGH!!!
Geeez! ARGH! So sick if it. Like how I’m sick of studying.

Sometimes I do feel like giving up, but that would mean that all the hard work I’ve put in(if any) would be gone. Poof* Just like that.  (Mark just asked me an awkward question. *Awkward balloon*)

If you guys haven been following me on twitter, I’ve been going to borders very often lately. Alright not often but just every week. It is my favourite place. Ever! I got 2 books yesterday. The Da vinci code and The Time Traveller’s Wife. Yea I know I’m slow at The Da Vinci. I havent really read it because soooo many people are telling me that its wrong to read it, but I’ve always wanted to. Saw the book on display yesterday, together with Dan Brown’s latest novel “The Lost Symbol”—-I’m gonna get that too. So I took a peak of it.. not bad. A lil confusing in front but its a really nice book that you cant stop reading. Asked around and Louis recommended me to buy it, and so I did.

Oh I bought The Time Traveller’s Wife because according to XX and KK’s tweets. That sounds funny… haha ok, according to Xia Xue and Kay Kay’s tweets its a nice book. And so I bought it.

Also BC yesterday was interesting. It was on my favourite subject/topic, CULTURE difference between Asia(Sinagpore), USA, UK. So interesting. The other one was nice too– STEROTYPES OOO my favourite of all.

Heres some of my thinking:
UK- English drinks only tea and eats Fish & Chips for every meal. The people there are Eurocentric(I think theres such a word).
US- Americans are dumb. =X Just kiddin. I have the impression that its a very open society.
Singaporean- I cant really say since I’m Singaporean myself. But I think Asians are just cheap, nerdy and conservative.

After some thinking:
Now, I dont give a shit bout what foreigners think about Singapore/Singaporeans. They say that we dont have a language of our own. We are cheap. We are rude. We are adding nonsense to the english language. I dont care, for now. I would just laugh it off and agree with them.

BUT! Godfrey said that the further away one is from their homeland the more patriotic one will get. Is it true? I think so too. I dont know. Thats because I’m often in a foreign land as a visitor and the people there will just treat me well and whatsoever. Dad says that IF I become a Doctor, yea I know after countless times of telling him that forensic officers =/= doctors, he would send me overseas.

Then, will I really become a first-class secondhand patriot?

Enough nonsense. I’m writing too much of what I think here.

BUT ONE LAST THING.. Just a question for you to think… If you will.
Do you agree that Singapore has no language of her own?